Marooned !

Two lawyers had been marooned on a deserted island for several months. The only thing of value to them on the island was some tall coconut trees that provided them some sustenance.

Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming...

One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "Wow, I just can't believe my eyes! There is a woman out there floating in our direction!"

The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical. "You're hallucinating, you've finally lost your mind!"

But within a few minutes, a stunningly beautiful woman washed up on the beach, face up, unconscious, buck naked, not wearing even a ring or earrings.

The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.

One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for months now. It's been such a long, long time... Do you think we should... well... you know... screw her?"

"Out of what?" asked the other lawyer.