Saturday, March 31, 2012

Rules for hunting lawyers - - -




Rules for hunting lawyers

Washington state attorney season and bag limits



1300.01 GENERAL

1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.

2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of currency as bait is prohibited. 

3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash. 

4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft. 

5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. 

6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW dealerships. 

7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys. 

8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals. 

9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it. 

10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin.

11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys. 

BAG LIMITS 

1.Yellow Bellied Sidewinder2
2.Two-faced Tort Feasor3
3.Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator5
4.Big-mouthed Pub Gut2
5.Honest AttorneyEXTINCT
6.Cut-throat2
7.Back-stabbing Whiner2
8.Brown-nosed Judge Kisser2
9.Silver-tongued Drug Defender$100 bounty

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Spike Lee - - - SLIME !

Acclaimed filmmaker Spike Lee is one of many celebrities who have called attention to the death of Trayvon Martin, a Florida teen who was shot and killed by a neighborhood watch captain. One way he's done so is to share his thoughts on Twitter.
The 55-year-old Lee recently tweeted what he thought was the address of the shooter, George Zimmerman, inviting his quarter-million followers to "feel free to reach out and touch him." The address was incorrect -- a couple in their 70's lives there instead.
The original Twitter post, written by Marcus Higgins of California and retweeted by Lee, has since been removed but continues to be re-posted.
According to WPTV, the address is that of a house owned by 42-year-old George W. Zimmerman. His mother Elaine, a 70-year-old school cafeteria lunch lady with a heart condition, and her husband, 72-year-old David McClain, reside there. Zimmerman hasn't lived there in seven years.



Monday, March 26, 2012

Mainstream Media Malfeasance

Actual recent picture of Travon  - -


Picture the media ran with - - -

Is the Travon misreporting a plot 

by the Obama administration to increase black voter turnout ?

What else explains the 30 day delay in this story hitting the news ?

They had to take time for all the "usual suspects" to get their story straight.

Why is the fact that Zimmerman was injured with a broken nose and head wounds not reported ?

Why is the report from an eyewitness that Travon was on top of Zimmerman beating him about the head ignored ?

I smell Towanda Brawley all over again - - - 

Obama and his sycophant media will do anything for a vote - - -


Well it turns out Travon was a doper - - -

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/03/26/2714778/thousands-expected-at-trayvon.html

Wonder if Travon could read ? ? ?  ?  Sign posted at the entrance to the neighborhood - - -

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Obama - - - what a Rube !

Of course I misbehave !!!

As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked 
Cinderella arrived home after midnight
Pinocchio told lies
Aladdin was a thief
Batman drove over 200 miles an hour
Snow White lived in a house with 7 men
Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos
Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance
Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies.


What would you expect from such a troubled childhood ? ? ?

Anyone who says HIV transmission " is no big deal" is a liar !

40 to 50 thousand new cases every year - - - - 


"It is estimated that more than one million people are living with HIV in the USA and that more than half a million have died after developing AIDS."


"During 2009, there were an estimated 42,959 new diagnoses of HIV infection in the 40 states and five dependent areas. Adult or adolescent males accounted for three-quarters of new HIV diagnoses. The main transmission route among males was male-to-male sexual contact (74%), followed by heterosexual contact (14%) and injecting drug use (8%). Among female adult and adolescents, 84.9% were infected through heterosexual contact and 14.8% through injecting drug use."

Liberals are mentally ill !




Where our public schools are today - - -

Third grade oral sex - - -

http://houston.cbslocal.com/2012/03/23/teacher-fired-after-not-noticing-third-graders-having-oral-sex-under-desk/


When I was in third grade I had no idea that there was such a thing as sex of any kind.

Our education system has really improved ours children's knowledge :(

The "race huckster" get's his second wind - - -


 "Blacks are under attack." African American families are facing record home foreclosures and unemployment. Their children are burdened with student loan debt. States, particularly conservative ones, are passing voter laws that leaders know will disenfranchise blacks and other minorities. Meanwhile, the nation's prisons are brimming with black faces, he said, and their numbers that suggest that the legal system is quicker to send blacks to prison than whites.
Jackson said gunfire in America continues to be a problem for all Americans -- not just blacks. Why, he asked, isn't America outraged, that far more people die of gun violence in one year in America than the number of soldiers killed in the wars waged in Iraq and Afghanistan?
"Our disparities are great," he said. "Targeting, arresting, convicting blacks and ultimately killing us is big business."


Maybe if he could get "his people" to stop dressing and acting like "gangstas" and stop shooting each other their lot might improve.
It is a sad state of affairs that in this great country, with boundless opportunity, that people still blame others for their failings.


LIFE, LIBERTY, AND HAPPINESS PROVIDED BY THE GOVERNMENT !


Just wait until you get your tax bill for Obamacare - - -  if you supported this you have been suckered !

Friday, March 23, 2012

Rule five for Friday - - -




When you dress like a "Gangsta"- - - you can expect to be treated like one

Update - - -


Witness: Martin attacked Zimmerman

Updated: Friday, 23 Mar 2012, 6:19 PM EDT
Published : Friday, 23 Mar 2012, 5:47 PM EDT
ORLANDO - A witness we haven't heard from before paints a much different picture than we've seen so far of what happened the night 17-year-old Trayvon Martin was shot and killed.
The night of that shooting, police say there was a witness who saw it all.
Our sister station, FOX 35 in Orlando, has spoken to that witness.
What Sanford Police investigators have in the folder, they put together on the killing of Trayvon Martin few know about.
The file now sits in the hands of the state attorney. Now that file is just weeks away from being opened to a grand jury.
It shows more now about why police believed that night that George Zimmerman shouldn't have gone to jail.
Zimmerman called 911 and told dispatchers he was following a teen. The dispatcher told Zimmerman not to.
And from that moment to the shooting, details are few.
But one man's testimony could be key for the police.
"The guy on the bottom who had a red sweater on was yelling to me: 'help, help…and I told him to stop and I was calling 911," he said.
Trayvon Martin was in a hoodie; Zimmerman was in red.
The witness only wanted to be identified as "John," and didn't not want to be shown on camera.
His statements to police were instrumental, because police backed up Zimmerman's claims, saying those screams on the 911 call are those of Zimmerman.
"When I got upstairs and looked down, the guy who was on top beating up the other guy, was the one laying in the grass, and I believe he was dead at that point," John said.
Zimmerman says the shooting was self defense. According to information released on the Sanford city website, Zimmerman said he was going back to his SUV when he was attacked by the teen.
Sanford police say Zimmerman was bloody in his face and head, and the back of his shirt was wet and had grass stains, indicating a struggle took place before the shooting.
 




From Geraldo

"Posing like a hip hop mogul when the holes in your pants are real is ultimately self-defeating.
But leave the subject of self-destructive pretense for another time, let’s talk hoodies.

His hoodie killed Trayvon Martin as surely as George Zimmerman did.

Remember when my friend and colleague the estimable Juan Williams got fired from NPR for saying that Muslims formally garbed freaked him out at airports? Juan is among America's sharpest commentators. He wasn't justifying his reaction, he was copping to it. Maybe shock therapy or a semester of sensitivity training could change it, otherwise It is what it is.

No one black, brown or white can honestly tell me that seeing a kid of color with a hood pulled over his head doesn’t generate a certain reaction, sometimes scorn, often menace.

When you see that kid coming your way, unless you specifically recognize him you are thinking ghetto or ghetto wannabe high-style or low-brow wise-ass. Pedestrians cross the street to avoid black or brown hoodie wearers coming their way.
Because this is a teachable moment let me speak plainly.

Whatever Reverends Sharpton and Jackson say in Florida Friday, after listening to the 911 tapes and hearing the witness’ testimonials, I believe Trayvon Martin would be alive today but for his hoodie."

"I want the feds to thoroughly investigate and prosecute vigorously if the evidence warrants. But understanding the wrath currently focused on George Zimmerman and the police chief and the town council and the gun sellers and everyone else, I am begging parents of kids in Trayvon’s vulnerable demographic to heed my politically incorrect approach to this story.


If you dress like a hoodlum eventually some schmuck is going to take you at your word.


Remember Elvis’ ‘In the ghetto’? or that old Johnny Cash song about not taking ‘your guns to town son, leave your guns at home Bill, don’t take your guns to town?’

The kid in the both songs dies in totally predictable gun fights. Trayvon was unarmed save his box of skittles. But his hoodie gave his assailant cause to think him the enemy.

Maybe his specific encounter with an over-zealous, gun-toting, blood-lusting neighborhood-watch captain was less predictable than usual, but not by much.


I am begging parents to unbait the trap. Don’t let your child provoke madness.

 Agonize all you want about the unfairness of stereotypes. Argue how it amounts to a million, million little cuts of racial profiling. Work to change the world.

 Rail against the inequities of life; but don’t let your child go out into the hard cruel world wearing a costume that is really a sign that says ‘shoot me.’

‘And as his mama cries,’ sang Elvis.


Read more: http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/politics/2012/03/23/trayvon-martins-hoodie-and-george-zimmerman-share-blame/#ixzz1px0jaBGO
 

If you endorse the gay lifestyle you are a Liberal - - - live with it - - -

From the Republican Platform


Because our children’s future is best preserved within the traditional understanding of marriage, we call for a constitutional amendment that fully protects marriage as a union of a man and a woman, so that judges cannot make other arrangements equivalent to it. In the absence of a national amendment, we support the right of the people of the various states to affirm traditional marriage through state initiatives.

Republicans recognize the importance of having in the home a father and a mother who are married. The two-parent family still provides the best environment of stability, discipline, responsibility, and character. Children in homes without fathers are more likely to commit a crime, drop out of school, become violent, become teen parents, use illegal drugs, become mired in poverty, or have emotional or behavioral problems. We support the courageous efforts of single-parent families to provide a stable home for their children. Children are our nation’s most precious resource. We also salute and support the efforts of foster and adoptive families.

Republicans have been at the forefront of protecting traditional marriage laws, both in the states and in Congress. A Republican Congress enacted the Defense of Marriage Act, affirming the right of states not to recognize same-sex “marriages” licensed in other states. Unbelievably, the Democratic Party has now pledged to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act, which would subject every state to the redefinition of marriage by a judge without ever allowing the people to vote on the matter.


We affirm every citizen’s right to apply religious values to public policy and the right of faith-based organizations to participate fully in public programs without renouncing their beliefs, removing religious objects or symbols, or becoming subject to government-imposed hiring practices. Forcing religious groups to abandon their beliefs as applied to their hiring practices is religious discrimination. 



Democrat platform to follow - - -   sorry - - - Democrats can't make up their mind - - - :)


"WASHINGTON -- An unexpected surge in support to place same-sex marriage on the Democratic Party platform at the August convention has energized LGBT advocates and complicated an already delicate situation facing President Barack Obama’s reelection campaign.
In the past month, almost half of all Democratic senators, several of Obama's national campaign co-chairs, the House Minority Leader and the chairman of the Democratic convention, among others, have said they support adding marriage equality to the platform. Were this the position that the president held, such proclamations would not be a problem. But Obama says he is still publicly “evolving” on marriage equality. And the wave of support to make it a component of his convention has both surprised aides and set off a private push to keep emotions and expectations in check.
Interviews with more than a dozen party officials and activists reveal that despitewidespread and growing support for marriage equality among Americans, the issue is still viewed as politically sensitive in the top ranks of the Democratic Party. While many high-profile figures have publicly advocated for including strong language in the platform, the Obama campaign and the allied Democratic National Committee are searching for ways to split the difference: showing support for equality but stopping short of a full-fledged endorsement."

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Ayers family put Obama through Harvard - - -

So we have a domestic terrorist family educating a future radical - - - surprise surprise !


"CHICAGO – 


Did the parents of former Weather Underground terrorist Bill Ayers help finance Barack Obama’s Harvard education?


Did Ayers’ mother believe Obama was a foreign student? 

And was the young Obama convinced at the time – long before he even entered politics – that he was going to become president of the United States?Did Ayers’ mother believe Obama was a foreign student?

A retired U.S. Postal Service carrier who delivered mail to Tom and Mary Ayers in a Chicago suburb in the late 1980s and early 1990s and claims to have met Obama in front of the Ayers home emphatically says yes to all three questions.

http://www.wnd.com/2012/03/postman-ayers-family-put-foreigner-obama-through-school/

Monday, March 19, 2012

Bristol hits it out of the park !

"But here’s why I’m a little surprised my phone hasn’t rung.  Your $1,000,000 donor Bill Maher has said reprehensible things about my family.  He’s made fun of my brother because of his Down’s Syndrome. He’s said I was “f—-d so hard a baby fell out.”  (In a classy move, he did this while his producers put up the cover of my book, which tells about the forgiveness and redemption I’ve found in God after my past – very public — mistakes.) "






http://www.patheos.com/blogs/bristolpalin/2012/03/mr-president-when-should-i-expect-your-call/

Now personally I like Wolves, and I would not mind having them around - - -




- - - but if I raised free ranging livestock I might well have a different view - - - like the Governor of Idaho


"WASHINGTON — Hunters, trappers and others wiped out nearly a third of Idaho's wolves last year after the state took over management from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. But about 750 survived, and Gov. Butch Otter wants federal money as reimbursement for Idaho having to host them.


Otter says the federal government needs to give the state and ranchers more money to compensate for the wolves. Fish and Wildlife, though, wants to cut back on money for Idaho since the wolves are no longer on the endangered species list.

Read more here: http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2012/03/08/141197/idaho-gov-otter-wants-more-federal.html#storylink=cpy


http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2012/03/08/141197/idaho-gov-otter-wants-more-federal.html

Manning (P) changes horses - - - in late stream :)

From Colt to Bronco - - -









http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2012/03/espn-peyton-manning-picks-denver-broncos/1#.T2dfKsX2bjt

Obama, the Socialist's choice - - -

HOWARD STERN: Who should be the next President of the United States Elle MacPherson, go ahead.
ELLE MACPHERSON: I think Obama’s going to do it.
STERN: You like Obama?
MACPHERSON: Yeah, I’m living in London and I’m socialist. What do you expect?


Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/03/17/elle-macpherson-loves-obama-i-m-socialist-what-do-you-expect#ixzz1pa4HePtk

I hope you Obama voters enjoy your trip to the gas station ! ! !

By and large we get the government we deserve - - - If you took an honest look at Obama's record, it was clear what he wanted to do.  We should not be surprised at higher fuel prices and higher taxes - - -

But of course with half of the population paying not federal income tax it is easy to vote to spend other peoples money - - -  but there are those unintended consequences - - -

link

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Why Conservatives SUCK !

Another" feminazi" bites the dust - - -

Or "Rosie, we hardly knew ye "  :)





Italian Stallion Loaf

Ground meat of your choice, 2 pounds

Italian bread crumbs, 1/2 cup

3 eggs beaten

1/2 cup half and half

Old Thompson Italian seasoning to taste (basil, oregano, marjoram, rosemary, thyme, sage )

Salt and pepper

Chopped Scallions :biggrin: 

Chopped black olives

Vodka spaghetti sauce 1/2 cup

Mix ingredients put in a loaf pan

375 degrees 40 min covered 40 minutes uncovered

Sauce the top for the second 40 minutes.

Best movie and poem of all time - - -

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Big trouble in Trenton N.J.

This Dem run enclave is not smart enough to wipe their ass  :)

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-03-13/trenton-new-jersey-may-restock-toilet-paper-if-city-council-passes-order.html

Midweek Music - - -

It is the fuel price ! STUPID !!!

SOMEBODY DRAG OBAMA OFF THE BASKETBALL COURT !!!

The increased cost of fuel is increasing the price of everything, including food.

The old saying from the transportation industry applies here.

"If you got it, a truck brought it" !

And the fact is that increased transportation costs affect everyone - - - but especially women, children and minorities :) :)

http://www.dailybulletin.com/ci_20162504/economist-food-prices-may-inflate-into-new-bubble

Santorum wins Mississippi and Alabama - - -

I guess there are a lot more "bitter clingers" than there are moderates - - - at least in the south.





Question is can Romney win if he does not carry the south ?

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

So now I have a social worker - - -




- - - I did not ask for one, I don't even want one, but it is a package deal with my kidney Doctor.

So I had to see her today and she wanted to know if I had any "issues" and I replied that everything is just fine considering my age.

She noticed my very long hair and ZZ top beard and asked why I wore it that way ( looking for an issue I guess :biggrin: )- - - and I had to pause and think - - -

I adopted my best West Virginia hillbilly drawl and dead pan serious demeanor and explained it thus.

"Well 'Mam, you know that I am getting on in age, and my health is not all that great."

"And both you and I know that I am not too many years from making that long last trip to them "Pearly Gates."

" Now I have tried to live my life by the good book in my older years, but in my youth I was pretty wild."

"So when I meet St Peter, it is not at all certain that he is going to let me in ".

She asked dead serious " how does all of that determine how you wear your hair and beard? "

I said without breaking a smile " Well I am hoping that with the hair and the beard they will mistake me for Jesus and just wave me through them gates - - - - :biggrin: :biggrin:

She did not know whether to laugh or cry :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: